“because nothing says ‘Friends?’ like being in the top five”

I get frustrated w. all the idiots who come out of the woodwork looking to condemn Israel for standing up for itself. But this… This made me laugh so hard I almost snarfed my hot chocolate.

Because the previous diplomatic negotiations, hence the aforementioned ceasefire agreement? It was totally made up. You know, Israel could solve this problem by just sending a beautiful FTD floral arrangement over to Hamas. Or perhaps a delightful fruit basket – the ones with the pretty cellophane that come with a bonus plush toy? If all else fails Israel could just make Hamas their top friend on Myspace because nothing says “Friends?” like being in the top five, right?

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Seriously, I love Loesch’s brand of sarcasm.  Go read the whole thinghere, it’s great.

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