I’m not feeling my best tonight… so I’ll keep it short.
Paula was wasted before the show began. I got my remote privileges revoked when I reversed instead of skipped the commercials. Seacrest just got pwned by Simon. Kady should quit and hire herself out as a Britney (pre-breakdown) impersonator. She’d probably make a killing. Amanda has an Elvis wannabe lip curl. Kristie Lee put a country twist? I guess. My head is clogged so maybe I just didn’t hear it. But Paula couldn’t even sit up and just about sucked face with Simon while Randy was talking. Girlfriend is definitely under some kind of influence. Ramiele was kute, but Paula is frigging hi-larious! when she is hammered. Calling the audience “mutts” ha! dude! if the guy with the sledgehammer would let off my temples just a shade… Dude… the fun I could have with this show… and Danny Noriega is rockin’ Ramiele’s glasses. Paula is all cuddly up to Simon! Seriously… and Simon is feeding her bull to mess with her head because he knows she’s wasted and soooo wants to mess with her. Brooke’s voice keeps cracking. At least that’s what the nails she scratched down the chalkboard instead my head say. But whatever, nobody understands Paula right now… Syesha is so through. She rocks. What is up with AI and the high waisted pants? So far i saw 3 tonight. Is there a no belly button rule? I mean, I shop for clothes and can’t find anything that covers above the c-section scar, and these girls are covered up to the navel… wow. Where the heck did they shop??
So who’s going home?? DH thinks Brooke. I think Kady. I guess I’ll go with DH and say Brooke for the second, only because of the unpleasantness she caused within my skull a few moments ago.