Red Fireworks

Last night, while watching the fire works on TV:

GeekBoy: “Wow, there’s a lot of red in the fireworks.  Wonder what it means?”
Me: “I don’t know son, maybe it’s just red fireworks?”
GeekBoy: “I think it stands for the blood of those who fought for our liberty.”
Me: “Wow. It’s possible son.  Very possible.”

Overheard

I don’t know what they were playing, but from the other room I heard:

GeekBoy: “No! you can’t use that, you need a chainsaw!”

BigBoy:  “A chainsaw, right! I’ll buy it on amazon.com!”

I’m not sure I want to know.  Also, I think I need to hide the credit cards…