A Very Aspie Rudolf

My 11 yr old decide to re-write Rudolf. I like his version better.

 

Rudolf the red nose reindeer, had a very shiny nose,

And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.

All of the other reindeer, judged him from the outside,

They bullied poor Rudolf, forcing him to run and hide.

Then one foggy Christmas eve, Santa came to say,

Rudolf with your nose so bright,

Won’t drive my sleigh tonight.

Then all the reindeer loved him, and learned a very good lesson

Don’t judge by the outside, it could be your destruction.

 

Better pack your space suit.

BigBoy comes up with some of the funniest tidbits of information at the strangest moments. This morning was a perfect example.  While fidgeting in his chair and pretending to eat his breakfast, BigBoy suddenly had an epiphany about extinction.

“Dinosaurs are extinct.  Humans are not extinct.  If you want to live on Mars, you need a space suit, otherwise you can’t breathe & you will die. Then you would be extinct!”

And if that wasn’t enough random bits of knowledge for you, he came up with this one a few minutes later:

“Also, never stick your head in the potty.  That would be YUCKY!”

Alrighty then.  I’ll make a note of it.